How to Stay Young

Recently, a friend asked if kids these days still say, "He's the shit," to indicate someone is at the top of his game, firing on all cylinders, etc.

Such slang is sadly outdated and will instantly label you as a decrepit old goat and/or a Republican.

Point in fact, kids now say:

"He's the tits."

"He's the balls."

"He's pleasing to the palate."

"He's so crotch!"

Next time you want to impress someone under 30 with how hip you are, you may use any of these phrases with equal confidence. I tell you this because I care about you and don't want you to look foolish.



"Stay crotch, my friends."