The Man With the Mustache Touched Me

My doctor felt me up today, looking for a hernia.

The test was inconclusive, though I think I have a new best friend. (cough)

He wanted to do more tests, maybe even a prostate exam. But I told him to slow things down. The relationship was moving a little too fast for me.

So he poked my belly and told me I need to lose weight.

Men can be such bastards...


"This won't hurt a bit. But it will hurt your bits and pieces."