Wednesday, May 17, 2006

The Man With the Mustache Touched Me

My doctor felt me up today, looking for a hernia.

The test was inconclusive, though I think I have a new best friend. (cough)

He wanted to do more tests, maybe even a prostate exam. But I told him to slow things down. The relationship was moving a little too fast for me.

So he poked my belly and told me I need to lose weight.

Men can be such bastards...

"This won't hurt a bit. But it will hurt your bits and pieces."


At 2:21 PM, May 17, 2006, Blogger Nel Pastel said...

A hernia? What is that, like "third base?"

At 12:06 AM, May 18, 2006, Blogger Vampos Vulgar said...

No, second.

Prostate is third.

And the colon cancer exam is - Pop! - outta the ballpark.


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